wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
