What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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