He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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