As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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