soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
