I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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