Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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His hands were made for my vagina.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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