scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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