Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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