Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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