It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Be still, my beating vagina.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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