Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?â€
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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