So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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