You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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