i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
