guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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