they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Randomize
