He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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