don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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