We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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