My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
honey bunches of taint.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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