Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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