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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?

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(225): at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end? http://tfl.nu/7mqc

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(443): View more from Maryland

do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?

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(443): do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick? http://tfl.nu/6riv

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.

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(860): So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this. http://tfl.nu/j4ab

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(925): View more from California

At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.

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(925): At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night. http://tfl.nu/1jxg

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.

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(608): Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard. http://tfl.nu/diwn

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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(508): I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already http://tfl.nu/v6oe

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(216): View more from Ohio

I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!

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(216): I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this! http://tfl.nu/r5na

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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy

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(972): Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy http://tfl.nu/ylro

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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was

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(928): im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was http://tfl.nu/g5u7

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(415): View more from California

All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk

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(415): All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk http://tfl.nu/vf88

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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"

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(513): I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem" http://tfl.nu/bkek

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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk

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(847): First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk http://tfl.nu/kqu6

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(716): View more from New York

You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes

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(716): You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes http://tfl.nu/q993

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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.

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(763): It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award. http://tfl.nu/a9wc

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(315): View more from New York

Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.

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(315): Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount. http://tfl.nu/8uiz

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