Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.