Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit