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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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• (714): View more from California

  Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Terrible idea I love it

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