it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.