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guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way

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(443): guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way http://tfl.nu/u63n

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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?

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did you answer or finish?

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both

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(404): Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called? (1-404): did you answer or finish? (404): both http://tfl.nu/gzoz

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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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(925): They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah. http://tfl.nu/e2zc

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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.

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(412): he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with. http://tfl.nu/jmfl

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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.

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(409): The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens. http://tfl.nu/kai5

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(415): View more from California

I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week

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(415): I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week http://tfl.nu/hrh1

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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY

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(732): FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY http://tfl.nu/r4u9

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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.

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(650): I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night. http://tfl.nu/uq34

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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.

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(818): You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar. http://tfl.nu/wmr3

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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor

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Haha oh no

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The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends

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(425): I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor (206): Haha oh no (425): The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends http://tfl.nu/igx9

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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes

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(413): There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes http://tfl.nu/j3ol

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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.

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(212): When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones. http://tfl.nu/g2sl

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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.

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(515): They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then. http://tfl.nu/zjn9

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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?

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(208): Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess? http://tfl.nu/auqt

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Brb crying the tears of my youth

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(201): Brb crying the tears of my youth http://tfl.nu/pe8b

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