John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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