Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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