Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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