I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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