Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You need Xanax blowdarts
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I need water and some morals
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