Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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