You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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