Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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