It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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