oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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