So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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