is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.