Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i am craving dick and cupcakes