I think I am morally bankrupt
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there