Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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