she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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