That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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