question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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