Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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