I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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