i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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