I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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