apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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