I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The adults are the big ones right?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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