it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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