i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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