Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
