Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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