No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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