I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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