Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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