u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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