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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We are two peas in an std pod
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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